This is GCHQ, not B&Q. Those were the words of the guy who kind of introduced us to the idea of what it would be like to work for one of the three government intelligence services. The language tests went ok, but I didn't do that well. And there are quite a few people chasing not that many places I think. So I think it might be the end of the road for me. I chatted to some of the applicants. Lots of them were from Oxford uni. I made £1 by driving people back to the station. It was their idea to pay me.

However, I did get some ideas for a job this morning. B&Q. It seems so obvious now. Maybe I should apply. And if I do something wrong I could always say this is B&Q not GCHQ.