Bonjour. Not much of note happened yesterday, so I won't bore you with the details. This morning was similar, but I need to write something at some point, so sorry, here we go.

This morning I arose and went to my favourite shop, B&Q. I picked up some of those taster pots of paint for the hall stairs and landing. This week is the big one, you see. I'm hoping to do at least half of it before Rosie comes on Thursday. It's going to be dark red. What do you think of that? Best of British? The carpet is kind of a neutral/brown colour. Lay it on the line: